June 07, 2005
No Percentage in Legal Reefer
by JeremyThe following is what I imagine to be the real reason we'll probably never have reliably legal medical marijuana:
Thalidomide? Go ahead, take a little -- what's it gonna hurt you.
Marinol? Hmm. Yes, well that's hard to make and very expensive. Knock yourself out.
Marijuana? Legal and thus cheap and no monopoly potential. And you want us to lay all that grease on the feds and do combat with the Ladies' Temperance League? Where's the percentage? There's no price on that particular handle.
Well, something like that.
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