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January 09, 2005
Heh. Woof! - Woof!- Woof!
by Jeremy
This old guy was waiting outside at a party I attended some time ago. I don't remember his name, but he was suffering from a bit of canine dementia. His thing was he'd look at you with that mildly drunken look you see pictured below, as if he is saying "heh." Except he would be saying it at the top of his lungs. His bark was not only the loudest and deepest I've ever heard but he'd broadcast it at full volume while standing twelve inches away from you. Your heart jumps out of your chest. However much you may love dogs you cannot stop your autonomic nervous system from pulling all five alarms. He barks like he's at a Who concert and he doesn't stop. Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! - Woof!- Woof! - Woof! -...you get the idea. Eventually he hears his master calling his name at the top of his lungs and does a slow double-take before giving that "heh" look and sitting back down again.
Posted by Jeremy at January 9, 2005 12:59 AM
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